Great, hired as a python developer, only doing JavaScript

A new colleague of mine says he reads not the changes, but each commit, and will not approve if one commit wasn't good. Have you ever heard that before?

Unpopular opinion, but I cringe every time someone writes Winblows, Micro$oft, or anything like that

Spent ages building docker containers for all our projects. All worked great and I released it. So someone added a new dependency that required an Ubuntu package to be installed but forgot to tell me. My colleague said "docker isn't very stable is it" when it didn't run due to said dependency. It's a Linux container ffs, see if you blame Virtualbox under the same circumstances you idiot

Merge Man!

The power to git merge without conflicts.

Just got whiteboard paint at work. It's called smart paint...how? How is it smart? Stop this idiocy of calling everything smart. Next marketing idiot coming up with that term for no good reason is getting a smart fist in the face

MUDs, yes, those 90s text based 'MMOs'. So easy to telnet into...must...work

I'm a Python dev, yet 99% of my work over last 3 weeks has been JS. How do js devs not sit in the corner of a room crying at the end of a day?

Oooh...way more excited about this than I should be

Dear PyCharm,
When you decide to change the default templating language from Django to Jinja2, please tell me.
You owe me for psychiatrist bills

I find it hard to take people serious when they keep telling me to 'ssh into the server' ...like shhhh, not S.S.H

In a web dev class I once put my hand up with help regarding some HTML code. The teacher came over and before I had a chance to explain my issue he asked what I was using. I forget what it was but it was a basic webdev IDE on Ubuntu at the time. He then said its Linux and therefore couldn't help me. I told him the issue was with HTML and not my environment. He refused to help unless I used...Dreamweaver on Windows. Yup.

Most fun I've had coding was writing a Slack bot for the team. All of it utter nonsense, but fun to do

Marketing once asked if we can add functionality to the site that would disable the back and close button on a browser...yeah