Taqriaqsuk

5y

Every single fucking time:

Developers: Maybe we'll do something nice for the users, like signing in with Facebook account?
Business: Nah, nobody is gonna pay for that and it sounds useless. We're good with current solutions. Just do your job!

half a year later:

Business: Hey, I just came up with the idea that we could have logging in with Facebook.
Also business: Wow, great idea!
Management: Here's your bonus for a great idea!
Developers: ...

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John-Does

2089

5y

Play the game : Wow yes what i very good ideas i never thought about that ! Omg you are a ux master dammmm im so excited 😁😆
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Root

83013

5y

Management doesn't listen to anyone outside of management.

This remains true even if there is only a single manager.
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badcopnodonuts

2618

5y

Developer: You guys are amazing! Such an awesome idea ... So it’s ok for me to go and merge the branch I created for us 2 years ago when I told you we should do it?
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Taqriaqsuk

667

5y

@badcopnodonuts what an awesome idea! Now they will always expect you to deliver withing hours.
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stisch

4840

5y

The dark side of this one is...

Developer: this is a really bad security vulnerability we need to fix.

Business: that sounds time-consuming and expensive, just work on the features you were assigned.

Six months later...

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