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FuckJava
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There is someone in our building who urinates like a watering can.; all over the place. Do you think I will get caught if I try to get a DNA match, or install a CCTV to catch the culprit?

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  • 5
    Well they will probably
  • 9
    At least there's no cum on the toilet seat.
  • 5
    @rutee07 do people do that at your company ? o.O
  • 5
    @rutee07 what have I told you about not cleaning up after yourself 😔
  • 4
    @Kage I do. On the toilet seat, the sink, and sometimes all over the mirror.

    @C0D4 Sorry.. 😢
  • 1
    @rutee07 At least you're not like the big ugly builder from hell in IT Crowd
  • 2
    @FuckJava What does he do? I don't watch anything except porn.
  • 1
    @rutee07 Well, he was supposed to leave his "personal potatoes" all over Jen's place
  • 1
    Probably rats..

    I'd go for CCTV, perhaps some of these:

    https://besttrailcamerareviews.org/...
  • 2
    @FuckJava Oh boy, I have baby potatoes. 🐕
  • 0
    Why? Whats the point?
  • 0
    @karma To shame him and not to have to apologize to poor cleaners who have to deal with the mess he makes every fucking day
  • 1
    @FuckJava ah, well, good luck with that ... Ppl never change man!
  • 0
    @karma People have never been shamed by me. I will put a picture of him on the board and inside the bathrooms as soon as I find him
  • 1
    Nah, but don't be surprised if he starts asking you out to lunch and when your birthday is... lol.
  • 0
    You can film on private property only if the owner allows it, I think.
  • 0
    @Quirinus Interesting point; though I'm not sure if it applies to Australia. You see here in Australia we don't respect people's privacy
  • 0
    Not the kind of post I thought Id see today
  • 2
    You can try the approach in Amsterdan airport: they placed a mosquito sticker inside the urinator and the rate of men peeing out reduced by 80% xD
  • 0
    @smb26 Yes but this gentleman does not use the urinator.
  • 0
    Well, I don’t know in which position you’re in the company (if you have power to mark meetings with the whole company or even dismiss the cleaning ladies), so my honest suggestion is to:

    Take some pics of the wonderful piece of art, write a very embarrassing email to the whole company pointing out that it would be very appreciated if the gentleman stops, because the company cannot force the cleaning ladies to deal with this any more (neither coworkers).
  • 0
    @smb26 We're in a shared office space so I don't have much levy over other people, but we are already past asking other people nicely. I have even been looking into urine smell detection using arduino
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