Notepad. Doesn't interfere with what you're doing

There comes a time, when you look into the mirror and you realize that what you see is all that you will ever be. Then you accept it or you kill yourself, or you stop looking into mirrors.

I perfected the art of tying a noose

To the kid at Google who thought (s)he is a smart ass:

Fuck You! I know what I am doing.

I rejected a 1 year contract offer because of Corona Virus. Their offer was %60 higher than my current package but Australia is entering a recession and I had my doubts about being able to line up a new job next April because of it... Am I too paranoid?

That's why I hate front-end development

Looks like Plague Inc.

https://edition.cnn.com/interactive...

Everyone's playing Plague Inc.

HR manager of a company I had applied for called me using her mobile phone. Is it me, or is it unprofessional? I never ever use my mobile phone to call a customer. I am thinking about withdrawing the application based solely on this. Any suggestions?

My intern found this... I'm glad he knows it's the truth

ATT: Stinking maggot who's trying to break into my website!

There are no users on my website. Not even an administrator. wp_admin is empty. Best of luck!

Started sending my resume to a few select companies. My job is secure (for the moment at least) but I cannot work with someone who is anti-vaccination, believes men and dinosaurs coexisted and International Space Station is out there to meet and greet his Lord...

Wish me luck

Did my first solo yesterday :D

Not long till I can hang the keyboard and fly for a living

https://youtube.com/watch/...

NOP
NOP
NOP
RET

Changing professions...

I thought maybe it's time to change my Services NSW password, and chose =onWl?$2w/bxJ"UU as my new password...

I guess there's no escaping it. Aussies are dumb

Christopher Columbus didn't ask for directions, and neither do I.

When an Aussie write a program...

mom.exe not found!

In the land of Kangaroos you can claim education expenses directly related to your profession on your tax return. I am developing a plug-in for X-Plane. Do you guys think I can claim costs of my flying school as "education to better understand flight characteristics so that my plug-in works better"?

For anyone who's interested, I'm building a six pack using round LCD displays and an Arduino

I've been trying to update XCode for the past two weeks. AppStore keeps saying not enough disk space. Guess that's what you get when a fruit company makes computers!

If you don't like vegans, are you a dietist?

I fire them.

An interface between Oracle Hospitality for Hotels—OPERA Cloud Services and our EFTPOS terminals

You have two extremes in Australia - latte sipping brunch eating do gooders who live in white suburbs but ardently support multiculturalism (as long the extent of it is only trying new italian coffee or weekend bellydancing classes) or living with white trash where women act like men and men act like animals.

There is no in between

Personal development... I mean, I'm the same shit I was yesterday, last year, last decade, last century, ...

Big Brother is watching me through my loan

Getting out of this business. I had my first flying lesson yesterday. Luckily I held on to my breakfast during the flight... A couple hundred more hours behind the yoke, and I'll be uninstalling all my developer tools... Can't wait

Well, can't fault that

There are four lights!