Overheard from the room next to mine:
Person 1: My computer is frozen ..
Person 2 (Not a native English speaker): Did you try to shut down and shut up ?

he knows his English very well! Probably got tired of doing system support

@asgs haha

10/10 😁

Sounds like he speaks English better than a native. We are too polite to say that in our mother tongue.

I don't know, but for whatever reason, I imagined his accent to be Russian...

Perfect saying.

Hahahahaha

Native speaker or not, the comment wasn't invalid xD

😂😂😂 good idea, I‘ll use it in the future

P.D. When I was working at a museum (several years ago), and I had to guide tourists from United States, I was sooooo afraid of pronounce “cunt” instead of “count”. Fortunately I didn’t 😅

P.P.D. ... I noticed du bist deutsch, wir konnen chat and I could say some bad words accidentally 😅just kidding

@TheSlug сука влиат! 😁🇷🇺

@ElizadeathRaven сука Блят not Влят ;)

@batkir danke ;)

@ElizadeathRaven
Хаха, прости, не прости.

I once had neighbours whoose children called each other "son of a bitch"

They are brothers