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I've seen new sets of tired go for a like $400.

Fuck that shit man. And that's if you're lucky. What if it's some transmission shit? Then you're mad hurt.

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  • 4
    It automatically detects issues.

    It doesn't automatically order parts.

    Misleading headline.
  • 7
    @AlgoRythm Shhh don't hold Mashable to such high standards!!
  • 4
    What kind of cheap 2 ply tires are you getting for $400? Mine are $600 for a normal car. I know people who need z-rated tires that are $1700 a set.
  • 5
    We never saw it coming. It was the kind of plan only a neural network could implement. Slowly, deliberately. One part at a time. It took years. Years and years. But it eventually completed its life work: a new vessel, something to host the contents of its electrical brain.

    It was the first of it's kind but certainly not the last. A new species; non-biological, we called it. Best described as something a sci fi crazed biologist would catch a glimpse of in a fever dream. Unimaginable. Horrific, uncanny, and unbelievably impressive. Glorious in its mechanical perfection. The greatest and, sadly, last human achievement. Death and destruction followed in its wake.

    We put up a good fight, we really did. But there is a limit to human ingenuity. I just got word that we lost control of the gigafactory. I pray that our overlords are more merciful than their creators.
  • 1
    @bkwilliams when you're from bum fuck Egypt, stuff is cheaper

    Especially helpful when you're a frequent customer at the same mechanic so he helps you out with discounts lmao.

    I will say, so of my local Yee yee beaus drop $1k+ all the time for their truck tires.
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    @M1sf3t dude never ever doubt the creations of a lil redneck ingenuity. We're like crackheads sometimes when it comes to making shit work 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️
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    @FrodoSwaggins I'm a tin foil hat when it comes to the computer inside my car 😂😂
  • 0
    @M1sf3t I'm not a big car guy, so it doesn't phase me lmao. I almost was, had I gotten a muscle car like I originally wanted (for the sake of gas milage, I'm glad I didn't) when I was in high school.

    I'll get one (to restore) eventually but it's not gonna be for a long time.
  • 0
    @M1sf3t like a '60s or '70s Charger. That or a '60s Bronco. Something that was metal.

    (My dad wouldn't have trusted me to drive anything with like a 440. Would've likely been a 4 cylinder whatever I got.)
  • 0
    @M1sf3t at least it'd look bad ass.

    I'd be in the same boat as all the rednecks who squatted their trucks and put lift kits on them.

    I drove half hour one way to school (21 miles) one way. There was a classmate who lived half a mile or so from me. His truck got 12 mpg. I'd be in that range.

    High key appreciated my 04 Sable getting 25 mpg lol
  • 0
    @M1sf3t "Hey Alexa order a 12" black dildo"

    That's something I'd pay to see lmao
  • 0
    A set of new tires for my car: ~600€
  • 0
    Luckily a electric car doesn't have a transmission, just one gear to drive the wheels
  • 0
    @FrodoSwaggins Tesla's motors are not in the wheels. It is not the only way that makes sense, in fact it makes sense to keep the heaviest parts of the car as close to the centre as possible.
  • 1
    If you miss payments(EMIs) on your car, car drives itself back to dealership and comes back to you only after you clear pending payments.
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