phorkyas

6y

My wife: Oh, hacking is so cool. Can you show me?
Me: Sure. So there I needed to upload the php file, while my netcat was sitting here in the terminal waiting for incoming...
My wife: Boring, BORING.
Me: ....

(At least my 5yr son appreciates the terminal more than she: typing 'sl' or watching star wars in ASCII art.)

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ieatvegetables

947

6y

Props for inspiring the next generation of computer scientists tho
8

ieatvegetables

947

6y

Also protip: apt-get install hollywood. Maybe that'll impress your wife 🤣
0

MightyCutie

1581

6y

You should try showing her how to hack NASA with html 😂
0

bytecode

4756

6y

Whew, at least this won't happen to me if I marry my gf... we are classmates(faculty of information technology) and we both work as developers 😁
0

Vip3rDev

1562

6y

http://hackertyper.com/

Your welcome.

Want to scare your PM's have this up on your monitor 🤣 full screen and type real fast.....

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