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nickj
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today at programming class...

professor: today we will be teaching you about vim and using the terminal and ssh. those who are smart enough to know these may leave the class, but be sure to sign the attendance sheet.

me: *starts packing and stands up and walks up to the front to sign*
me: *turns around*

EVERYBODY WAS LOOKING AT ME. i was the one only who stood up and the professor was also looking at me like "wtf this doesnt happen everyday". and so i walked out of there and im so proud of myself lmfao

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  • 60
    You know vim? Bold statement I have to say. I like that.
  • 58
    @plusgut yeaah ive been using vim for a long time and i even automatically press ESC and type :wq in google docs sometimes to save lmao
  • 20
    @nickj oh alright, then you totally don't need these classes. But I would say you always can learn a new trick to do something more efficent in vim. But I doubt a professor will provide these...
  • 9
    Same here but I am one of those who was still set down just to check how it goes.
  • 24
    Never be the smartest Person in the Room. Good job nevertheless!
  • 3
    @lonecoder I am not the kind of guy who asks this kind of stuff but since you asked i am here listening as well.
  • 1
    @lonecoder wowwww now you are crossing the line man, so @nickj could you?
  • 3
    @lonecoder that was weird.
  • 0
    @Alice hey sorry for me being rude I just forgot there is Alice as well. So what about your relationship status.
  • 1
    @lonecoder dude, chill out. Not everybody answers immidiatly. And you are not even on topic of this thread.
  • 1
    @lonecoder man control yourself don't you have any manners how to talk to a lady.
  • 3
    @lonecoder don't be so needy, that's not a dating platform here.
  • 1
    @lonecoder you know you blew up your chance, you blew up my chance and you just blew up everyone's chance as well just by asking that.
  • 2
    @lonecoder @Alice @aitkotw i dont have a boyfriend :)
  • 2
    @Lahsen2016 jealous bby? πŸ˜‚
  • 5
    My god... I was reading this with such a huge interest. That for a moment I forgot this is *dev*Rant... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  • 2
    Sounds both amazing and awkward
  • 3
    @nickj thanks for the information but I think @lonecoder needs this info greater than any of us.
  • 4
    @lonecoder your name should be alonecoder... LOL.. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
  • 2
    @lonecoder dude, you are creeping the fuck out of me.
  • 4
    Somebody should send that guy a porn video before he splashes the whole devRant with his joy.
  • 2
    @lonecoder hey man I don't know wether you are just creepy wiredo or so good at sarcasm but one thing is for sure, you made my day.
  • 1
    @lonecoder You're so weird and stupid that you are begging us to make fun of you.
  • 2
    Not as hilarious as you.
  • 3
    @lonecoder Sorry, but I'm not here to discuss my life with you. Let's get back to making fun of you because you continue to embarrass yourself.
  • 1
    @lonecoder your repo is actually going down πŸ”½
  • 1
    @lonecoder Are you drunk by any chance?
  • 3
    Soo vim to dating, either way I’m :q!
  • 4
    in just 2h this chat got someone to lose ++ and became -- xd
  • 2
    @Lahsen2016 happens on the streets :'( it sucks tbh mostly from drunk street people
  • 0
    I hope I don't get blocked for it but I just feel like down-voting some persons comments on this thread...
  • 1
    I dont know vim but would do the same
  • 0
    Vim is nice but still https://www.xkcd.com/378/ . Also, the fuck is up with the comments?
  • 6
    oh no, I came too late to the party, all lonecoder's comments are gone 😞

    @nickj ++ for your leave 😎
  • 1
    @2erXre5 You didn't missed anything. Just a funny guy who didn't watched porn movies in a while and exploded here.
  • 1
    @CoffeeAndHate Put the 'funny guy' away, and I would agree.
  • 0
    @CoffeeAndHate ok, it seems that he was truely in a desperate situation then😊
  • 2
    @2erXre5 Darn, I too missed the fun :)
  • 1
    What did I miss?
  • 1
  • 1
    Until the professor asks about obscure unused features on the test that he covered in class...
  • 5
    @SoulSkrix in the guy's point of view, i became:

    single => his girl => someone he fucks => his wife and as he described.. fat, short, ugly and black

    all in one day
  • 5
    @sslPoodle have a peek
  • 1
    OMG! That troll was certainly missing a few libraries.

    "I really don't know how to impress you"
    Obviously.
  • 0
    I noticed last week that all the devs in my company that I consider to be good are also using vim. Hmmm!
  • 2
    @plusgut

    You could say that you :q that class and :w some time.
  • 0
    @nickj In my case I intentionally swap escape and caps lock in my computer.

    So, when I'm not coding, I pollute the screen with :w, i, dd, and capitals....

    luckily I have vimium for my google chrome....
  • 0
    :x > :wq

    :P
  • 2
    Omg. I came here reading about vim and ended up somewhere else.
    Regarding vim, I don't use it much. Such keep basic commands in hand, so that I don't end up using vim for years because I couldn't quit.
    Regarding the comments by that weirdo, it's really annoying when someone tries to cross way ahead of being funny and sarcastic to being a complete asshole. And bringing down the quality of this community.
    I hope we all downvote such users and make DevRant a beautiful community as it's now.
  • 0
    @nickj I'm just sorry you had to go over this =/
    Also props for using the right tools.
    I use Shift+z+z.
  • 0
    And gg=G for auto indentation
  • 0
    @nickj what the actual fuck? I get some people can't help being weird in their heads but really? That shits wrong on so many levels 0.0
  • 3
    @nickj you should've countered him with a fake face reveal. Using somebody of the penis having kind, peply him with something like "I'm ready when you are XOXOXO"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    But really though, how neurotic must you be to come here of all places and pull that shit? At least he was placed into purgatory where he belongs; just how much downvotes did he earn himself anyways?
  • 1
    @nickj
    This is the most drama I have ever seen on Devrant πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  • 3
    That's not how you exit.
  • 0
  • 1
    @badsector i press escape because im in "insert" mode duh
  • 4
    use :q on the attendance sheet.
    In case anybody tries to stop you
    :q!
  • 0
    Wtf this doesn't happen everyday? Oh my i love that professor πŸ˜‚

    if only my college days like this
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