The 3 greatest things in life:

1 A great orgasm

2. A great shit

3. Fixing a major bug before anyone notices.

Work directly on a production system and get all 3 experiences simultaneously.

I think number 2 is way underrated though

I just imagine sitting on the toilet and sshing in prod while jerking off and take a big shit and then you just explode lol

Disgusting.

@theuser yeah, there's nothing as underrated as a great shit or as overrated as bad sex

@root what's so disgusting about fixing bugs?

U must be having a computer fixed in your washroom.

I think that's a first - Shit n Code

This anecdote is based on something a navy pilot said once, back in the days when I was a pilot.

The 3 greatest things in life are a great orgasm, a great shit and a great landing, and when doing aircraft carrier ops, you can have all 3 at the same time.

orgasm and shitting.. oh you're one of those..