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kevbost

2561

8y

???
4

yarwest

2665

8y

????
4

chrizzle

726

8y

????++
3

xroad

2318

8y

func(?)
4

Dittoslash

405

8y

5.times do "?" end
5

rove

2401

8y

while 1:
print "?"
5

compilergeek

666

8y

while(true){
System.out.println("?");
}
3

rove

2401

8y

while (true) {
cout << "?";
}
2

HTahboub

2604

8y

def wtf():
while true:
print "?"
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dalastTomCruise

1877

8y

while(JumpingOnBandWagon) {
System.out.print("?");
}
3

arcadiax

231

8y

string postComment(isExplained){
if(!isExplained){
Return '?';
} else {
return 'ohhhh ok i get it';
}
}
2

fyroc

5860

8y

<cfif local.isConfused>
<p>?</p>
</cfif>

Lucee/ColdFusion also does script. (My preference)

if(local.isConfused){
writeOutput ("?");
}
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fyroc

5860

8y

I'll make it a function for you.

function(isConfused){
if (!arguments.isConfused){
return "Oh I get it.";
}
return "?";
}
2

Dominator7k1

92

8y

for (int i = 0; i < numQuestions.size(); i++)
{
cout << "?" << endl;
}
1

NullBot

950

8y

sub isConfused {
my $confused = shift;
while ($confused) {
print "?";
}
return "ಠ_ಠ";
}

isConfused(1);
13

arcadiax

231

8y

Hate to be a combo breaker, but the evolution of this comment thread is exactly why I love devRant so much 😂
4

devJoe

2710

8y

If(isConfused) {
console log ("check the image on my recent post")
} else{
😉
}
1

fuckfuckityfuck

3809

8y

range(5).map(()=>'?')
3

yarwest

2665

8y

Still confused tho .-.
2

fuckfuckityfuck

3809

8y

(take 5 (repeat "?"))
0

fuckfuckityfuck

3809

8y

@fyroc +1 for making me remember <cfif> !
1

fuckfuckityfuck

3809

8y

@devJoe throw new StillConfusedException("I did, and I'm still confused")
1

fyroc

5860

8y

@fuckfuckityfuck CF is making a come back. Look up http://lucee.org

Also, most government sites are running CF these days.. Meaning $$$$$$ jobs. =P
0

fuckfuckityfuck

3809

8y

@fyroc That's cool. Bookmarking it for a proper look.
1

devJoe

2710

8y

@fuckfuckityfuck I mean programmers are nerds and don't have a really appealing appearance 😉
2

onebit0fme

227

8y

@devJoe that's just mean. But just in case I'm gonna change few of my projects:

if not user.opinion.programmers_are_handsome:
return Response("Something went wrong", status=500)
1

nladefoged

7

8y

for(;;){
printf("?")
}
0

yarwest

2665

8y

@devJoe I think this is not as true as it used to be
2

kevbost

2561

8y

@dfox this thread is wild
1

fyroc

5860

8y

I've seen some very attractive developers.

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