Reinstalling Android Studio.
It takes a while.
So you take a rest, exercise a little. Sure, it will installed when you'll come back ready to throw yourself into deep work, with fresh energy.

You come back.
There is a pop up: Do you want to send usage data to google ? Nothing installed yet.

Only Yes/No option. Where is the "Fuck you" option?

Happened to me once, lesson learned, I never leave before seeing that progress moving... Hope that it doesn't happen to me and a message popping up in the middle of the install process lol

At least they give you the option these days 😁

@gitpush anyway, I clicked the fucking button and I left for other 10 minutes. When I came back there was another popup: "This program want to make a change to your system. Agree?"

Re-Fuck

@Ezard yeah right...

@deviloper Then comes gradle building XD
Most unlucky installation I heard of lol

1 hours later:
Android studio: oh, wrong blabla version. do you want to install it?
Me: well what do you think
30 minutes later
Android: oh well do you want to update plugin blabla?
Me :well if you think you fucking need it, go please!
1 hour later
Android: I need Build tool revision. 2...do you...
Me: FUCK, GO! FUCK TAKE EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING NEED TO COMPILE THE FUCKING PROJECT OR ARE YOU GOING TO ASK PERMISSION FOR EVERY FUCKING THING? I DON'T FUCKING CARE
Android. ok. minimum required version is 25
Me. so why the fuck did you install 23? you moron?

(Disclaimer: noob android developer here)

@deviloper just install everything. including the fukin jdk, special jre, the ndk (allll the versions), and 12 versions of the emulator images.
Wait for 3 years for everything to dl, then gradle starts... grinding I guess?

Senior Android dev here...

1 hour later:
Android: I installed build tool version 28 but why don't you update gradle to last version that is much better?
Me ooooook
30 min later
Android: ok, but now buildtoolversion is outdated I need...
Me fuck fuck you

Hahahaha I’m in stitches. Imma steal the phrase “Re-fuck”. Gonna come in handy in plenty situations.

@MagicMirror well has you predicted, some hours and GB later after installing also emulator images, in some way he started by himself.

Can't believe it. Is this AI?

@deviloper Not AI. Better then AI... It is able to modify its own behavior as it wants.
nm - this is the day after the install. I'm almost aftiad to ask: did gradle finish building?

yes!!!! It also managed to launch the emulator and run my application!!! Unbelievable.

Unluckily today, as the good Fullshit Developer I am, I had to switch to a completely different dev subject, so maybe next week I'll restart all over again, maybe with new upgrades.

fuck my life