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SparkyTD
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How do I become Elon Musk? 🤔

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  • 11
    Wear a mask and pretend you’re him.
  • 4
    @vane That wouldn't really help me become a successful billionaire, but thanks anyways. 🙂
  • 14
    @SparkyTD kill real one take his face off and wear it as a mask
  • 9
    Become a memelord with lots of money
  • 8
    Become friends with some girl who knows president daughter then get know president daughter, then fuck her and record it then ask her father to give you multi billion contract to send people to Mars or you publish her sex tape.
  • 3
    Buy therealelonmusk.com - it’s available.
  • 14
    Work 18 hours a day on projects that are actually awesome. Every day. Every week. Every year.
  • 6
    @vane nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask
  • 1
    @Root burn out and woke smeed :D
  • 2
    @FrodoSwaggins I don’t even remember how real me look like.
  • 3
    Real one is actually the fourth. You could just ask him to take a break and give the 'body suit'. He's nice and probably will give you that right away...
    ps: don't get scared of a huge lizard while you're at it
  • 5
    Find a problem that needs a solution, and create the solution. Note b that other solutions may already be there; create a better solution. It takes more time and work than most people are willing to give, which is why there are so few Elon Musks. BTW, if you look at it, the Tesla symbol is a Viking hammer... he may be a Norse god in disguise. Loki?
  • 1
    Read 3 books a day.
  • 1
    Reborn in South-Africa
  • 1
    Pls don't
  • 0
    sude mkSparkyTD musk

    Will that work?
  • 0
    Smoke weed on Joe Rogan podcast
  • 0
    A twat?
  • 0
  • 0
    @SparkyTD become a twat and you are half way there.
  • 0
    @helloworld Oh sorry, I thinky you might have misunderstood me. I was asking how to become Elon Musk, not how to become @helloworld.
  • 0
    @SparkyTD ? Elon Musk is a twat, all I am saying is that if you want to become him then you should become a twat. He’s a twat, it’s well documented.
  • 1
    @helloworld Elon Musk is pretty much the best and most bad-ass human on the entire planet. He is not a twat and this is a fact. But eh, out of a lot of people there will always be that one who disagrees with an undeniable fact. Don't @ me.
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