Now an explorer, one less `if` and an extra 0, you're a legend!

In c++, memory is like toilet; you need to flush after every use

/*
Quick fix for issue#666 : Generic evil
no code changes required
ignore run time errors
and it'll eventually run just fine.
*/
DROP TABLE religion;

Some water got my AFJ<>
On the bright side, still can quit vim

Just got into a chown mishap, all that took was a typo space between / and rest of the path, now i can't sudo anymore 😭

What is your best sudo story?

This ad should be titled: "Meet Spot Enterprise", faulty gauge and reactor melt down -- all from the comfort of your home

https://youtu.be/F843AqfNsaA

You have to assume mongodb didn't make it that far 😁

Religion/Alt. Medicine/Modern Politics/Confirmation Bias/End Of The World explained for techies :

👤 : "There seems to be a serious bug in production"

🕷️ : "We only have features, do you have a last wish?"

Code base is full of /*bug fix - XXXX */ coments, sometimes it feels the software is a Bugenstein's Monster!!
Not sure if this kind of comments serve any real purpose...

Commented old code is a more familiar monster; but that's a tale for another day.

Was just doing 'work from home from hometown' since end of last month...

Using a Macbook Pro since couple of years now, it was such pleasure using it for developement!!

And suddenly the damn thing start to not like the humid climate here. Thing just don't turn on until it's like 10.30am and the humidity lowers a bit, since last few days.
No key combinations would help anymore!

Guessing I'll have to blow it dry from here on!!! Humidity doesn't know about the standup meeting, the damn aluminium piece of shit should!! Hope the goddamn thing won't suddenly give up on me forever during these sick times... :(

Never seen this kind of shit happening to a non-macbook!! Such marvelous things of design -- my ass!!

Goddamn quarter eaten fruit like piece of shit!!!

Neo: "Why do my eyes hurt?"
Morpheus: "You've never used them before... REST Neo, the answers are coming"

See; it was never SOAP!

The worst kind of legacy code is the one in which a function body run miles climbing if-else ladders until nobody knows where the sky hits the floor, and returns when nobody is looking.
The best kind of legacy code is the one which is fully commented out!

It's interesting how netscape was one among to start the dotcom bubble, and how the breakage of said bubble gave Douglas Crockford some time to read ECMA script standards, and really drove him to write the 'good parts' and JSLint. Which then lead millions of js frameworks to bloom; then node, react, now flutter; and what not!

Time travellers should be really careful not to step on that netscape fly!

Waiting for the e-corp's own git pull equivalent to finish since last one hour!

Have some thoughts about the origin of the word. Probably the whole thing is some badly written legacy code?

Got this new Macbook pro at work. It's awesome for lot of things. But apple deserves more than one MIDDLE finger for leaving no way to do a goddamn MIDDLE click. Sad Linux terminals.