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bytecode
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What the fucking fuck is this bullshit?!
I feel like most journalists don't even have brains.
I wake up and I can't fucking turn my head or move my arms so I try to turn on TalkBack with my left hand since I can't fucking see what's on the damn screen of my phone. I google something along the lines of "jammed neck muscles" and as I am in so much pain that I am involuntarily crying I start to search for some way to limit the pain. "Jammed neck muscles? Try these few steps!", you open the page and they proceed to put 10 pages of non-sense in front of the actual steps - every single fucking article. DO THESE PEOPLE HAVE THE IQ OF A CENTIPEDE?!! After 12 minutes of this shit that I had to listen to I just said fuck it and somehow managed to throw myself off the bed and onto the ground - where I landed on all four and was somehow able to stand up and grab some Theraflu forte(apparently paracetamol is the best cure for jammed neck muscles and I know that there are 1000mg of it in one packet of theraflu) from my cardboard box full of meds.

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  • 0
    its only partially their fault, digital media sent a shock way through the entire field and it's yet to recover.

    Liable standards have been completely thrown out in the name of being first and no one wants to hold the big companies responsible because there are a million independents doing the same thing.

    Not like it matters much though, how many people actually look at anything more that the picture and the headline these days 🤷🏻‍♂️
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    @M1sf3t Yea, but my point is, when someone literally can't move and they are crying in agony they are sure as hell not going to suffer through 10 pages of bullshit, they want the promised solution, not an essay on what it means for a person to have jammed neck muscles.
  • 1
    @bytecode oh I feel you, believe me, if your not sifting through 10 pages of bullshit for your information then your sifting through 10 pages of bullshit links to get it.
  • 1
    NHS is my go to for any straightforward medical advice

    https://nhs.uk/conditions/...
  • 1
    Hopefully you're doing better now.
  • 0
    Don’t go about insulting the IQ of centipedes there mate.
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