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Thanks, Google. Very cool.

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    I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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    @ihatecomputers and exactly which pronoun does this fall under again? πŸ˜…
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    @M1sf3t ... I have no idea πŸ€” Maybe we can get some suggestions going. I'm thinking hel. It's like he but with rotary blades.
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    @ihatecomputers hmm, how about heX then, might have an easier time staying airborne with an extra set πŸ’πŸ»‍♂️
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    @M1sf3t You're a goddamn genius.
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    @ihatecomputers meh, i have my moments 😁
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    Lmfao this is awesome.
    @ihatecomputers you got it @Apache πŸ‘
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    If you identify as a attack helicopter I expect you to be able to lift the equivalent weight of at least one hellfire missle.
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    @C0D4 Thanks chief. I can't take credit for the legendary copy pasta tho 🀫

    @theKarlisK I lift bruh. I might just strap two of those to my back and use 'em like a weight vest. βœ“strong βœ“cool βœ“explosive βœ“helicopter
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    @ihatecomputers Then I proclaim thee 'ihatecomputera' to be a certified attack chopper.
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    Not even a fucking Apache, disgraceful
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    I always put 'Hexadecimal' when they ask for gender
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    @theKarlisK he can with a winch lol
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    What engine are you running under the hood @Apache? Nginx V8?
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    Thank you LGBTQ+
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    @nothappy I like to make fun of things like this but I don't mind ♥️
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    @12bitfloat Haven't thought about it but sounds but it's brilliant! If something is nonbinary, then it can be hexadecimal! πŸ’›πŸ’œ
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    @haze omg, I finally get it
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    @ihatecomputers My friend literally called nonbinary today "nullable". Too much C#. (He encountered a nonbinary gender option in a form somewhere.)

    Meme stolen from a whole group on fb dedicated to nerdy (both maths and IT) memes about gender.
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    Yep, think that moment I had has definitely past πŸ™„
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    @M1sf3t

    I'm sorry if I'm rude
    But I used to be a dude
    Then I got confused about sex
    Please, call me heX
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    @ihatecomputers yea i was good up til there, but now y'all are talking hexadecimals and binary and I'm still back at LBGT trying to figure out the addition 🀷🏻‍♂️
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    Okay, so eli5 explanation (eli5 - mostly reddit's "explain like I'm 5"):

    "binary" means two (duh), our culture recognises two genders (some cultures recognise more). Therefore, all genders beyond those two are considered nonbinary.

    Tech/nerd nonbinary people like to joke about that. Because binary is a numerical system but there are many numerical systems. Hence e.g. hex mentioned above.
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    @M1sf3t Ohh I see. You literally came up with heX earlier so I thought you understood the hexadecimal vs binary thing when you commented that. So when @haze explained the hexadecimal thing I thought I missed half of your joke. But you're telling me you're not only a genius, but you're not even aware of half of it 😍
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    @haze ok definitely not what i had in mind, I though you were making a joke about being asexual and was try to figure out how geometry fit into that equation 🀦🏻‍♂️

    Still where does Q+ happen to fall into all of this? I've got friends that have not-traditional sexual preferences but I think for the most part the all identify with whatever sexual organs they happen to have visible.

    At least they don't talk about it if they do. Hell, half of them cant make up their mind about their sexual preference most days. Would be nice if they did tho, seems like it would make things far less awkward in the long run πŸ™„
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    @ihatecomputers I was thinking literally the shape of four helicopter blades when I said that πŸ˜‚

    For some odd reason I read hexadecimal as hexagon after that and then I really did get confused.

    Probably a good illustration of why computer science doesn't begin with html and javascript 🀦🏻‍♂️
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    @M1sf3t yeah the hexadecimal is just the cherry on top! But you also need to get ur fax str8 m8 before I annihilate ya with my hot heli load. (I'm so sorry. Comments are officially closed before this degrades into helicopter roleplay.)
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    @ihatecomputers well that's why i was asking, there's already been a few that blindsided us with their thoughts about where they wanted to put there hot heavy load an I do my best to stay up on things in order to keep from accidentally encouraging anyone else from doing the same.

    The only place anyone of an alternative preference around here seems to feel safe talking about it is the lbgt bar an hour away and Ive already grown a bit weary of hanging out there because alcohol only seems to make the situations get even more awkward.

    Pretty sure the last time i went in there with one of my lesbian friends she was identifying as a drunk gay male by the end of the night πŸ™ˆ
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    @M1sf3t electric ladyland seems like an interesting place 😌
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    @ihatecomputers it was for a time, but 10+ years of living in the heart of it is quite possibly what attributed to this one quite firmly identifying as an asexual hermit and moving to one of its outer most swamps 🎭
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    @M1sf3t
    Sexuality and gender are different.
    Q+ is queer and more

    Queer was originally a slur (but many other LGBTQ+ terms were a slur originally), meaning literally "strange, different". Used as an umbrella term.
    Q is also sometimes used for questioning people.

    '+' encompasses following letters (usually IA, intersex and aromantic, asexual, agender, sometimes more letters) and everything else.

    Nonbinary genders fall into Q (there's also a term genderqueer that have the meaning similar to nonbinary) and T (transgender). Transgender is basically anyone whose gender doesn't align with what they were assigned at birth (because babies get sex marked based on genitals only, not even chromosomes - and sex is not binary either, read about intersex). Trans is also an umbrella.

    Umbrella terms are a theoretical classicfication, people sometimes choose not to identify with the "upper", more wide term. Not everyone in the LGBTQ+ community identifies as queer, not every enby person id's as trans
  • 1
    Oof, that comment above was literally at the comment limit (1 character left, I should've used it for a period).

    Yesterday was a local pride event (Equality Parade, because in Poland we don't have Pride per se, most events have wider agenda, e.g. we fight also for people with disabilities). I've seen so many nonbinary flags around - as flags, as pins, as flags painted on faces (did one for my friend as well). And a lot of trans flags as well (trans flag is more common than nonbinary flag, my friend's been looking for one to buy because xe don't really id with trans umbrella, so I know the struggle).

    I know of 3 people at my year (at uni) who are nonbinary/trans.
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    @haze I'm actually surprised there's an infinite number of ways for one to gender define (hence the +) when at the stupidly high level, it's nothing more then saying "I'm an Apache attack helicopter"

    Now before you get into me for that, I'm really not against non binary, you are what you want to be, including a helicopter, I just don't care either way for it.
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    @haze i thought that might be what the q meant but i wasn't going to ask that directly, it's still used as a slur here. That's probably one of the reasons why gender identity isn't a thing here, no one wants to risk splitting themselves off into an even smaller minority.

    Except for the black folks of course, they seem to think their population has finally increased to a size large enough that they can throw theirs off to the wolves at birth. Think sometimes they're doing good not to cast off those that happen to like someone of another color.

    It's funny that you say the disabled get included into all of this in some places. Between front row parking and getting to ride the scooters at walmart pretty sure thats who everyone wants to be here.

    There are even restaurants that if the person can afford the seat, they'll bring them an endless supply of food out so they can attempt to eat their way towards it. Not sure which line is longer the one's there or the one at the va.
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    At least I'm told, I've never had the patience for lines of any sort. Probably another reason i live in the swamp. It's rather quite peaceful out here as long as you avoid the occasional alligator 🀷🏻‍♂️
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    @vocuzi I can't believe we are not represent here !
    These hate crimes against our kind mist stop
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