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Im new here yall :)
Can yall be nice and show me this thing works <3

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    It's quite simple.
    You are frustrated -> open devRant -> press + button -> Rant/Story -> Let your inner anger out into text -> Submit
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    @kescherRant looks so easy, but wut abt the other features? No dm's here? Etc.
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    Beware of jAsE
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    Read the documentation.
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    @Happy4hamdi jAsE is a legend here on devRant
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    @DeepHotel that is jase
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    How can we be sure that OP isn’t just another jAsE?
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    @Bubbles that is jase, trust me. I have a sixth sense about these things.
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    @M1sf3t this is a great first impression for OP 🤣
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    @Bubbles if it were his first, but there are clues to indicate otherwise. For instance a jase account generally leads with an extraordinarily basic question that you most likely wouldn't even find on a support forum.

    Something like, "Hi I'm new, can you show me how this works" for instance.
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    @M1sf3t I fucking screamed oml. I see your point, I’ll be on guard for the next sight. You seem to be an expert at hunting jAsE. Is there a not totally over blown and 1000% true back story for this expertise?
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    @Bubbles product of my environment 🤷🏻‍♂️
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    @M1sf3t understandable
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    @M1sf3t i really like how u keep ur hands up for guard XD yes im jAsE, oh wait..no im not 😂😂, im sAiD, nice to meet yaa
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    @Happy4hamdi aka @rEaL-jAsE lord have mercy, may god bless your soul 🙌🏻
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    @M1sf3t bruh...i'll bless u all, u don't have to wait...gimme ur head
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    Sure. We are all nice here. After all this ain't StackOverflow!
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    I hope yall stay nice when yall know that im muslim 😐🤞
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    @Happy4hamdi last i checked muslims referred to their define spirit as allah and not god
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    @evilian except for the people who only want devRant to be 100% ranting
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    @M1sf3t do you mean divine?..
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    @M1sf3t Its actually not complecated, in our religion God is Allah and Allah is God, bcuz the definition of God is : A "One" Creator that creat everything and he has no bros no family and he is not a human being.
    And chrisianity breaks the definition of god cuz it has 3 gods, the holy spirit, the father, jesus..
    Ig my message is clear yall
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    Hey, i'm new here as well. try jumping into the "Weekly Group Rants" for a topic starter or click on a tag that interests you. We don't byte!
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    @Happy4hamdi i think that depends on which denomination, but i've only studied so much of either religion. I'm a unitarian.
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    @M1sf3t yea...it depends abt the place u grown up and abt ur family and the whole culture that u live in, i have done alot of research and The real Islam, im talking abt the real in Quran and History not in TV, is the best religions so far rn
    Im respecting all religions and opinions
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    @Happy4hamdi you know you speak really good english to be from morocco. Not your punctuation of course but that seems like a lot of pronouns for someone from the middle east to be using. Someone from Iran maybe, but they're usually so ocd about the way they communicate I don't see one of them abbreviating everything and leaving off the punctuation like that 🤔
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    @M1sf3t Im a Stupid Student, and that wut she said :| but somehow im so good at moving my mouth speaking with this language, jst jk, i love english cuz i can communicate with u guuuys, so don't blame me if im annoying XD
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    @kescherRant Ty and Ur Avatar loiks like Gordon Ramsay or im hst tripping 😂😂 can u say DISGUSTING!!! That will be cool Chef
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    @Happy4hamdi I disagree, my avatar doesn't really look like Gordon Ramsay
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    @Happy4hamdi your not being annoying, I'm just not buying that your not jase. if english isn't your native tongue then you wouldn't have payed such close attention to how to use it then left all the punctuation off. English has a very wordy structure to it, where as most other languages instead modify the words themselves to imply the same meaning.

    That's why when people learn english as a second language they often miss some of the parts of speech that make everything flow together.
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    @kescherRant I’m not gonna lie I just got back to this after a few comments and the first thing I come back to read “I disagree, my avatar doesn’t really look like Gordon Ramsey” one of the most random things I’ve read by far
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    @M1sf3t now u made me think abt who am i, i think i've learned how to pronouce frm PewDiePie and i rap alot alot alot and i read alot and write, maybe this exercise helped me, idk...but thanks that means ik english so well Lol
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    @M1sf3t oml you’re adamant about this my man.
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    @Bubbles honestly at this point he's gonna have keep his account for longer than a month to convince me otherwise. Especially after saying god bless you on someone else's post then claiming to be a muslim here.

    They might not just come out and say may allah's mercy shine upon your soul, but theyre typically not going to refer to allah as god either. And jase is about the only person on here that I've heard regularly admit to being a christian and a lot of the spam accounts do so in the same manner.
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    @M1sf3t hm I see your point now
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    It is like tossing a pebble into a pond, there will be ripples, and finding your stone again can be a challenge if you leave it in the water too long..
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    Note the things that don't look like buttons, are buttons..

    Also, non-display characters count as characters.
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    U only guys made all this thing bigger and bigger by every comment i write XD

    Anyway have a great day or night
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    @Happy4hamdi read that you're a Muslim. Eid Mubarak
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    @MrCSharp R T *ucking M, (or Read The FINE Manual!)
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    @Bubbles seamed ledgit
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    @Bubbles clean your guns, JJAAASSSSEEEEE....c'mon!!!!!!
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    @Happy4hamdi is that a joke,or you're REALLY!, meusslime?. Religion don't go well along Science, and computing is A SCIENCE, do you pput some grains of religion in your code?, so god repairs your bugs, but we have, now, AI wich, ((me(the Wich!), myselve and((eye...I...)))), uh Which help us a lot. Religion interfere with creativity and we hope to have a lot of FUN with you later!. BTW: L think I'm gonago learn Lisp on day, read my Lisp.
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    @Bubbles Divine was too fat!
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    @Happy4hamdi Yall-lallllla!
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    @Happy4hamdi mother*ucker, they ALL got the real one and, are you real?, can't believe mykeys
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    @Happy4hamdi fuck religions, that,s not a rant, (your shit!), that,s proselythism....we want to have fun, (at least the girls (Cyndie Lauper)). And you are a fucking joker. We are here to RRRAAAANNNNNTTTT , and will Rant to death (metal or plastic?) choose!.
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    @Happy4hamdi do you rap religiously?
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    @Reine88DS i usually rap abt ppl like u, but u actually don't deserve to be in one of my songs XD
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    @Reine88DS fun? I really having fun with my life and im not a psycho to have fun by roasting ppl or just being like a clown, and joker is better than the clown
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    @gaaraDev Ty 💞 u too bro, luv ppl like u tbh
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    let's GO 2 rants!
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    @Reine88DS at least these wares r better frm u bro 😌 (u r so nice guys and i just did use his words u r not wares fr XD)
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    IT's Plus-Plus!.
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    @Happy4hamdi

    I'm roman catholic which is a branch of catholicism which is a branch of christianity in of itself and what i was told was that god, the holy spirit, and jesus are one in the same.
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    @LinuxMasochist sry but how that can be logical? Like 3 in One?!
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    @Happy4hamdi

    Our religion is basically those 3-in-1 shampoos that you find in the market.
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    @LinuxMasochist

    That's actually funny 😂😂
    Anw...i respect all religions and i love all ppl and all cultures

    (Satanic u r not invited here)
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    @Happy4hamdi legends say jAsE is jAsE. He appears and disappears out of nowhere in the thin air. Thou shall not talk about jAsE.
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