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How do you have words like "Senior", "Manager" and "Lead" in your job title and have your linkedin image look like a Tinder profile shot of the last time you went drinking in town?

Omitted a couple that were actually normal.

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  • 5
    6y
    I think suits and ties are pretty fucking ridiculous. Like oooh look at me! I have a random ass piece of fabric hanging from my neck. Who the fucks idea WAS that??
  • 5
    6y
    @broseph Ties were around before buttons but then became an accessory. A suit and tie isn't the only way you can dress to look professional. This ain't it though
  • 1
    6y
    Looks more like lets do sex than lets do business
  • 0
    6y
    Especially for IT profiles it occurs to me that recruiters are often young, attractive women. Perhaps it's because you "let recruiters know you're 'open for opportunities' " ;)
  • 2
    6y
    🤔🤔🤔 might try this. "Senior JavaSript devboobseloper" there
  • 0
    6y
    @bashleigh deboobleper? 😂
  • 1
    6y
    @bioDan devboobseloper. For extra attention. Get hired coz I'm a women. Get paid 5k less per boob and then get a medal for being hired. Living the life init
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