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I‘m not shitting you, a can of Guinness just fucking exploded in my bed room..

Last weekend i had a few drinks too much and I took a Guinness to my room to „watch a movie and fall asleep“. I fell asleep before even starting a movie. So I didn’t even open the can.

Today I was looking for a cable on my night table and accidentally hit the can with my elbow.
It just fell in the side and FUCKING EXPLODED. The can is split in half.
My whole bed, my good shoes, my mattress, the floor, my bills and EVERYTHING IN A RANGE OF 5 FUCKING METERS IS SOAKED.

How the fuck can that even happen?

Tried to clean everything with water and opened the windows to get my my shit dry again, but now I have to sleep on the couch in the living room until that stuff is try again..😤😤😤

Need a Guinness to calm down.

I know cans can „leak“ if it’s too hot but we had 19C max in the last week..

Happy weekend to you..

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  • 7
    Oh my guiness! How awful! lol
  • 7
    Well shit. I got you bro. I cleaned the floors today and wanted to enjoy them while sipping a beer. Well the beer hasn't gotten sipped nor the floors remained clean. Still picking up the glass shards
  • 3
    This is a bloody tragedy.
  • 3
    Maybe as it fell, Thor's hammer found it on its way and smashed it passing near it.
  • 1
    @galileopy that would be awesome but I doubt it.
  • 0
    I guess they don't make them like they used to.

    I'm reminded of the time a friend and I wandered along the shore of a hurricane hit community, where only one house was left standing. (The one built of concrete, there is a lesson there !)

    In the rubble was a can of unopened Guinness..

    We spent a good hour kicking it along the beach until we decided to open it !
  • 1
    You really like Guinness! 😁
  • 1
    @shivayl love it.
    Only since I’m in Ireland though, I didn’t really appreciate it before.
  • 0
    @just8littleBit. Enjoy Arthur's day then.
  • 0
    Guiness, stronger than other beers! More filling!
  • 0
    @Demolishun because its stout. And weaker than most European beers/lagers
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