Employee: we have 15 years of Stored Procedures

Boss: just because we been doing it for 15 years doesn’t mean we should continue.

Boss coming in clutch.

Boss knows the real shit

stored procedures, especially in combination with UDFs, are the best way to turn a database into an even crazier version of Schroedingers Cat.

The cat has weapons, endless ammunition and god mode - and it's pissed. Really pissed.

@jespersh can SP be used in a code-first approach? 🤔