We have pay equity so everyone is paid fairly but you can’t discuss pay with anyone. Seems a little suspicious

Is it only me that thinks inertia js with Laravel just seems bloated and not necessary? Am I missing some thin Laravel and Vue seems more simple than Laravel, Vue, and inertiaJS.

Is it normal for developers to have to code first to design and not document what they did until they are completely done? I usually write basic docs before starting and progress it throughout the development process.

Product owner said don’t allow decimals in markup and we disabled decimals. At the 11th hour she said well what I wanted was for them to add decimals and we round up and save the rounded version. They initially type in 20.6 round up to 21 then calculate the percentage. And you refresh the page markup now says 21% not your original value. How is that even smart.

Director of Software Engineering doesn’t index any data including million plus row tales, and didn’t know what they were when asked about them.

VP’s at my company don’t know what user stories are but our offshore consultants do that’s sad.

My company levels seem a little weird. Is it only me that think they seem a little weird? Associate Software Engineer -> Staff Software Engineer-> software Engineer -> Senior Engineer -> Lead Software Engineer.

Was just told to put 0 if field doesn’t exist In database instead of marking the column nullable. That is driving me crazy bull and 0 are not the same two different meanings.

When will People learn pushing changes to testing hour before a demo is a bad idea ?

I am currently a backend developer at a company in the financial services industry. In January I approached the owners that I wanted to discuss a pay increase due to new skills I have o trained that they want. At first they were willing to meet the next day but the next morning wanted me to wait until review time. I told I was willing to wait as long as they would give me a date and time. Due to last review season being blind sided and having to have my review 10 minutes after getting back from vacation without warning. It hey did they didn’t have the times schedule yet so I waited till last week to request the time again since it’s one month away and they basically said we aren’t giving you a time we will call you when we get your time. I think they are stalling because I’m highly leveraged now and that don’t want to face the reality that I am due for a pay raise. What do you guys think

Someone had the bright idea of going 100% on premise then only having the VPN on the server in the office building with no backup to another server. Well the power went out and no no one can work or work remotely. What a plan.

Just drove 50 minutes round trip for a 5 minute IT meeting #shouldhavebeenanemail

I just recently graduated with my MBA like 8 months ago and I’m currently a mid level developer. How high of a salary increase should I expect.

Employee: we have 15 years of Stored Procedures

Boss: just because we been doing it for 15 years doesn’t mean we should continue.

Boss coming in clutch.

A fellow developer think SASS is slow and "slower" to write. But wants me to edit styles in a 10k line style sheet. Anyone else had similar problems converting die hard CSS fanboys to use SASS.

The worst development I have seen.

When a web developer noob thinks implementing WordPress can in Rails will be a piece of cake

Trying to teach a friend Rails

Friend: what is a migration

Me: file that alters the database etc.

Friend: what is a migration

Transferred wordpress site to new server for a client and it introduces special characters into the text #fun

Designer: I hate responsive websites.

Me: Come to the other side and see and feel the pain of responsive websites.

Only two people in my department and I am not the boss. Guess who gets stuck with quality assurance.

When friends ask you how much a complicated app cost. 20 to 50k on the low end. The mouths drop to the flow and give up on their great idea

CS professor: the less code you have the better programmer you are.

I beg to differ. Security isn't always short.

This developer has an media query break point for each style 912 break points. 304 desktop, 304 mobile, and 304 tablet break points. With 18000 line style sheet.

When your comp sci teacher didn't get mad that everyone skipped class.

Next period he went on like we never had class
#blessed

When the final user puts weird passwords they don't remember and blamed the programmer.