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@minimalBot thanks, I think it's going to have to be in the incubator for a while =p
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Just to bring the new devs up to speed it would take 2 weeks at best.. And in that time someone would have to stop working to explain things to them..
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Boss: "the client said he would pay $15,000 for us to get it done in 2 months, but would pay $16,000 instead to do it in one month"
Me: "So we have a month to do a 2 month project?"
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@shellcode and all the meetings to synchronize together and be sure everybody understand what has to be done...
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Shago3038yIf more people means more time, then fewer people should mean fewer time. Right?
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@Shago I think you guys are missing the test case where 1 pregnancy results in multiple babies (twins, triplets etc)...
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@ReturnVoid that's in fact possible but they would only be available after 9 months or so. The problem wasn't the number of projects to be delivered but the timings
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@shellcode induce premature labor? Give them fertility drugs AND tell then to smoke?
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@shellcode in the end it's a baby per month but with each baby delivery at the end of the year.
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