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Anyone else out there embedding an artificial delay in a splashscreen, just to shorten it in a future release so you can add to the changelog: "optimized startup time"?
#muahahaha

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  • 1
    Sneaky!! I like it
  • 3
    Lol so evil
  • 1
    Actually that's brilliant
  • 3
    It's right up beside having some non functionality loop which you can shorten with same "optimize" update in changelog.
  • 2
    Done that not only with splash screens, but also with some other code... works everytime :)
  • 1
    In the middle of development. I keep splash screen delay just in case o decide to preload some data on start up
  • 0
    Not activating cache on client's websites.
    Using cache as a paid upgrade.
  • 0
    Version 1, compile with -O1.
    Version 2, compile with -O2.
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