I get so bored being the only developer, that I need to have some back end fun

Haha, very cool! I miss funny class names. At my old company we used to have some great ones and it made naming classes pretty fun. We don't really do it at the company I work for now and making new classes isn't nearly as fun :)

My first startup I named all my classes in an ingenious allegory that only 3 people understood. Now that code is useleSs... But also amazing