*job ad* We strongly adhere to TDD

Reality:
Me: yeah but shouldn't we write tests first and then get X finished?
Manager: No takes too much time, we finish X and then we decide if it's worth testing.

My current job was advertised as 'aggressively agile' (whatever that means).

Reality - worst management I've ever seen. Not waterfall, not agile. Just some mess that takes 4 times longer than it should to get anything done

Agile "understood" by the wrong guy 😠

@linux-colonel ha! Love the name!!

Ron: I found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb!
Harry and Hermione: Yay!
(Dumbledore and Snape look at each other)
(Ticking stops, a huge, fake looking explosion happens. Chunks of puppet flesh fall.)
(Voldemort pops up)
Voldemort: Muhuhuhahahaha!
(Voldemort starts tapping his wand on the stage)
Voldemort: Voldemort, Voldemort, ooh, Voldy. Voldy, Voldy, Voldemort!

@linux-colonel they must mean they expect you to develop aggressively fast without regard to any actual contraints