I have lizard phobia and I just removed the lizard from my room. This is my heartbeat.

But they're so cute 🙁

@Root dogs are cute. Cats are cute. Baby Yoda is cute. Lizard are not.

lizards are cute too

@M1sf3t i am taking about house gecko.

@marcus5914 Awe! Those are adorable. I caught a few last time I was in Hawaii.

@NonImportant-

LOOK HOW YOU MASSACRED MY tohru

Pro tip don't move to Florida they are EVERYWHERE.

I am afraid of them as well

@marcus5914 Agreed

Did you find the correct status in that app?

My peak heart rate was on Wednesday when running 36 rounds around a field in 12 minutes. 169 bpm.

@kescherRant how far did you get?

@electrineer
...36 rounds lul

@kescherRant how long is a round? Definitely not 400m this time.

@kescherRant Nice

@Ranchu Tohru?

@electrineer
I really don't know. Probably not 400m, yeah.

@Root The picture by nonImportant-
It's from an anime. Don't ask

@Ranchu 😕
Details.

@Root Are you sure about that?
Alright let's go.

Kobayashi, a Women, probably around 30ish (personal guess), walks around in the mountains drunk after work.

She encounters a dragon.
The dragon threatens her like 6 times with death and such but of course she manages to get the dragon into a drinking mood.

Dragon turns into...how to say... Very voluptuous Girl and sits down with her and they down a bottle of sake together.

Next morning Kobayashi doesn't remember cr*p and thinks it was just some kind of dream.

Knock knock who's there, the dragon girl from her 'dream'.

And so after initial complexities she moves in with her and Kobayashi trains her to be a classical Maid.

Obvious by the title "Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Main".

It's actually funny as all hell.
Go watch
Now

@Ranchu And Tohru is the dragon?

@Ranchu @Root
That pic isnt from that anime. The character is but this particular pic was never in it.

Also Root, that anime that Ranchu mentioned is one of the more accurate pieces of media about programers life (excluding fantasy elements of course.

@Gregozor2121 @Root
Sorry for being unclear, the lizard's dress up resembles her outfit.

@Ranchu That makes a lot more sense now.