Product name: K.I.D.

Product version: v2

Project duration: 9 months

Deployment to LIFE ETA: within next 24 hours

Tests' status: GREEN

uuhhhh soooo exciting! Hopefully this time deployment tools do not fail, like they did when releasing v1. Thanks God it still ended well.

What... What happened to v.1.0?

(Good luck to Miss Netikras)

@Jilano equipment required for successful release was not working. Another piece of the same equipment was brought on-site from another deployment site - not even turning on.
Third attempt from yet another site - not functioning properly.

Manual intervention saved the whole release. That was scary af

P.S. thanks!
P.P.S. *mrs ;)

@netikras I can imagine! Glad to hear that everything was fine in the end.

*Crosses fingers*

What is that?

Exciting! Good luck, and give us an update when you're though!

@netikras how... how the fuck does that even happen?! I hope someone lost their job for not doing maintenance on the essential equipment

PS: Oh, and good luck :-)

Took me a second to figure out what K.I.D was lol

The SLA’s will kill you in 16 years time .... I know this from my own (triple project) experience ...

@Hansz He should only worry for the project to fork child processes before they have developed a standalone process manager.

Oh, and congratulations :)