Californian PM: Hi team, can I get confirmation from you if your team will be picking up this ticket xyz, currently assigned to California team, in Q4 please. Thanks

Local Manager: Why would we pick it up if its assigned to the California team?

... tomorrow is my last day here ... i'm not unhappy about this

....not unhappy...

@JFK422 trying to be polite and not rub it in. Local team are having a hard time and it won’t get better lol

Out of interest, where is "local"?

@Redders Western Europe, I talk shit about too many companies to give more ha

Haha, so you're "damn, all the decent engineers in silicon valley are taken" offshoring rather than "damn, we don't want to pay more than £10/hour" offshoring.

And no-one has heard from @practiseSafeHex after he allegedly left his horror company. Some say he still haunts them, making tickets disappear or shutting down the server while the CTO is making love.

@Charmesal hahaha

I haven’t been on as I have (almost) nothing to rant about! Life is bliss. Working remotely from home. I’m the only iOS dev on the project so I have nobody telling how great react-native or RxSwift is. Get to keep things simple and get work done!

Not taking down their servers, their own devs are good at that. I did leave them a lovely glassdoor review titled “hellhole” and listed the pros as “that feeling you get when you quit”

@practiseSafeHex sounds great man. I'm glad you've finally gotten to a good place. It's just a shame for us who loves your rants.

@Charmesal wrote one just for you