For those considering a job in Software Development ...

This is SO freaking true!!!!
Specifically the 'team player' job description!!!!!

@TheUchihaGirl we have an urgent need 🙈🤙

Very accurate.

Surprisingly accurate.

LmaoChuckles. Yes, these are true. Damn recruiters and their superlatives. I once worked for a company where the CEO enforced 'positive thinking', i.e. lying. If I'm having a shitty day, I'm not going to tell you I'm doing fantastic whilst having the smile of a heroin addict on my face.

We need to add this to a translator for cvs.

What they said: "we're looking for someone who's a team player"

What they meant: "We know best and we know that. We tell you what to do and you do it without question. Got it?"

Daily meetings are a waste of time in my opinion

😂😂

I work in an agile team... I basically want to kill myself... we managed to convince the boss to only include the lead dev. in the daily stand-ups but after like 2 months we are back where we were...

Omg thats brilliant

So true. Especially the daily meetings part 😂

Damn this is soo accurate. 😆

Hahaha reality without blunt

Hahahha exactly 👍