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Sorry if this is offensive to anyone.

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    It should instead be the following

    git commit

    git push

    git blame
  • 2
    Where is the git push? I want the git push
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    Git revert
    Git condom
    Git push
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    @sandeepbalan

    git pull and git push was supposed to come after git commit
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    I like a successful git merge... What's wrong with procreation?

    I was super happy when the CI/CD test was green, we expect a healthy deploy soon (slow deployment pipeline though). Maybe that makes me happy because my junk is about 15y more mature than the devRant average.

    I also did a git stash (got 10 embryos in the freezer to maybe git apply later), and even inspired a fork of my repo (me & my girl donated two embryos to a lesbian couple).

    Hey and if it comes out all wrong (like: they want to become a frontend developer), there's always git reset --hard. Come on, bittersweet jr, we're going for a stroll through the woods, don't mind the axe that dad is carrying!

    (What, you can be offensive, but I can't? 😝)
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    Time to go back to head!
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    @Alca-Torda initial commit.
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    One word: reflog
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    @bytecode

    Whipping once is a good start, but at least two lashes are required for submission. Always re-flog!
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    @bittersweet not quite what I had in mind :D
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