RIP battery

Me: What's this new icon in the app?

* Long press on the icon *

Nothing

Me: Huh. Ok. I will press it and see what it does.

* Presses it *

You have successfully done what you did not want to do. Congratulations!

WTF! Just tell me what it does when I long press it.

You are a legend if you get this.

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Buys a product on amazon.

"Intelligent" ML based Amazon backend services: This guy just ordered a product. He might not want to see any ads showing him the exact same product because he already bought it and will not want to buy another until he loses the first one which might take a while.

Result:
User.showAdsRelatedTo(productName)

Meshine learning ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The cancer has begun to spread. God save Indians' privacy.

Hey Postman,

Please fucking stop downloading minor updates and bug fixes automatically. Even if you do it, give the users an option to cancel the fucking download so that they can, you know, peacefully use the app for what it was built for.

Devrant users today.

Atleast something good is happening because of coronavirus.

Creativity level "dragon egg".

The irony 😂

Flex + CSS grids is awesome. I know I am late. I regret not realizing this earlier. Way earlier.

Someone who does not agree with me please read this: https://css-tricks.com/snippets/...

Shit.

Source: https://wired.com/story/...

draw.io is moving to diagrams.net, because .io domains are not secure.

Source: https://diagrams.net/blog/...

This is what I call a quick fix.

If (searchTerm == "coronavirus") {
return null;
}

Devrant

** mike drop **

P.S. I'm sorry 😂. I love devrant.

Fuck you stackoverflow. You should have told me this before I changed my username. Did you expect me to know this somehow???

Sorry if this is offensive to anyone.

TF. Should I stop using it?

https://medium.com/better-programmi...

They burn my eyes every time.

So frustrating when this happens.

Keep it simple.

Did happen to me 😂

Fuck this shit. Any socket connection on JIO's fucking network gets dropped after 5 seconds if no data is sent. It's working on any other network. Wtf is going on???

Does anyone have any idea on this?

If someone has jio network please go to https://www.websocket.org/echo.html
And connect and check how long until it gets disconnected. Would be greatful if someone can validate this.

The project I am working on uses websockets extensively and this thing is screwing it up. I have temporarily set websocket ping interval to 3 seconds but what if the f**ckers over at JIO decide to start dropping connections every 1 second?

Lol. This medium article title made me laugh.

source: https://onezero.medium.com/we-final...

I create a chimera in all my projects.

If you’re the smartest person in the room, you’re in the wrong room.

Has anyone developed websocket server in Nodejs?

I am planning to use socketcluster. Has anyone had experience using it? Is it good or should I go for something else?

One down. Two more to go. yarn install marriage?