Boss expects everybody should be bullied by her and that we work extra hours for free. What?

Nope.

Great thing about our line of work, we ultimately have more power over people like that than they realize. Oh, you wanna be a bully and treat me like a slave???
"Oh Fuck, why is the printer shooting stacks of copies with the planets ugliest ballsack?!?!" "What do you mean a particularly "slow" loris keeps finding our network??"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR DOORBELL KEEPS GETTING HACKED AND IT RECORDS AUDIO AND VIDEO DURING EVERY SECOND YOU'RE A RUDE GAPING FUCK?" It's a mystery, I swear

Napalm.

@shoop I cannot encourage this enough. Then again, I'm a little drunk, so maybe you shouldn't take my encouragement seriously. Meh, do whatever sounds fun!

Do something that is totally harmless but forces them to focus on you for a brief moment- No more than a second or two- before continuing on. Disrupt them like this a couple times a day but on a precise schedule with itself. As long as it happens for a brief second every single day for 22 days precisely and you have a few action items with similar effectiveness to work with, it'll work perfectly. Disrupt their routines each day at the same frequency but make sure that each day it happens just a couple moments later than the day before. After a couple weeks, your planned nonsense becomes part of THEIR routine, which has now altered itself to accommodate YOU. At this point, you can change it up, add more shit to the mix to increase efficiency, or just hang back and watch as they unravel completely, struggle to reset themselves on the DL, and find themselves having to constantly justify their behavior because of the trivial silly things that now enrages them to the fullest extent. Send it

@klutch send it!!! Mtb slang?

Sounds like you work under the UK's current home secretary 😂

In all seriousness though, don't put up with that crap. It'll only get worse as the good employees leave and find work elsewhere - so make sure you do too.

@FuckTS Hello there. Might want to try that again with more sense.

@FuckTS way to generalize from a sample size of one. Sound logic right there.

@galileopy you know it!!!!