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mt3o
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In the office I had the dashboard with coronachan stats and the map on the huge tv but the HR told me to stop that 😭

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  • 1
    Coronachan lmao
  • 0
    @PrivateGER I can already imagine the R34 posts
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    Should have added an xbox kinect camera, to motion track and used pytorch to capture when someone's face was turned toward the screen for a certain amount of time.

    Then you show an advert for your shopify store selling bottle water, toilet paper, and facemasks, maybe with a QR code to open the store page.

    Bonus points for "fudging" the reported cases with a bullshit ticker at the bottom, that is triggered when someone is looking at the tracker.

    Why ask for a raise when you can engineer your own?
  • 1
    @Wisecrack sadly there are no supplies on the market so no masks, no antibacterial fluids, toilet paper will soon be gone.
  • 0
    @mt3o I doubt it. Buy some but don't panic.

    This too shall pass. Bet on it.
  • 0
    @Wisecrack i tried already. No masks, no antibacterial fluids. You can try on the internet, but overpriced. Recently government forbid selling them over the internet on two biggest platforms. Perhaps where you are situation is different, but here - it's horrible.
  • 0
    @mt3o

    What is the value of survival in a survival situation?

    If panic is guaranteed to incrase (and it's not, but it IS likely), then any purchase made today can probably be sold for a markup the next.

    Not investing advice by any means but common wisdom to be sure.

    Buy and hold. Like on an elevator, just make sure to get off before you reach the top.
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    @Wisecrack yeah, and for that case I advise for enforcement of splitting the goods to the people who need them not to people who have more money. This selfishness of yours, and willingness to speculate on goods that prevent spending of disease brings more harm to the society than you can imagine.
  • 0
    @mt3o I was waiting for the backlash to my overthetop greed.

    I try so hard.
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