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WINDOWS USER VS LINUX USER

A Windows User's view on computing

I have the blue screen of death again
You'll never hear me say
I'm happy with my computer
At the end of the day
my operating system
dictates
my choice
in programs i use and the features I've
i have complete control
over nothing
i lose sleep
worrying about getting viruses
and
microsoft patching vulnerabilities in time
i don't have time to think about
some thing better.
i've learned
to live with old software issues
There's no way i'm planning
to change, and
its worth it to me

A Linux User's view on computing
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Comments
  • 12
    Speak for yourself.
  • 2
    This is great!
  • 22
    Linguistically brilliant! However, it reminds of the mystery that only Linux users get blue screens under Windows, though they don't use it, whereas those who use Windows don't get them.

    I use both OSes and neither get BSODs, nor kernel panics. Unless, of course, I install a driver from Huawei. Those can kill anything.
  • 4
    @cbsa Holy S**t man, that was poetic.
  • 7
    All I want is full access to my Steam library.
  • 2
    Nice. I'm actually quite happy with both systems though
  • 17
    How do to tell if a user uses linux?

    Don't worry he'll let you know.
  • 5
    @tahnik "Don't worry, he'll bore you to death."
  • 4
    since Windows 7, I can happily read this bottom up
  • 5
    @drRoss I'm slightly amused by the long litanies about how the 98% of users who chose a different desktop OS than Linux are either ignorant or too stupid to realise that they're not using the Only, True OS™.

    It's like the guy on the motorway noting that everyone else is going in the wrong direction.

    (BTW, I use both Windows and Linux, so no religion involved. I just think OS-religious zealots are, hrm, "psychologically interesting".)
  • 1
    @Grumpy It's OK to call them boring, I do it all the time.
  • 7
    Why am i singing this with portal music?
  • 1
    Great writer u r.
  • 1
    I don't agree, but great constrained writting.
  • 0
    Good thinking and write!
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