I am not good at git

How do I make a bootable usb that is not read only

I accidentally clicked "Purchase" button on sublime text

So, are we gonna ignore the fact that Pied Piper could have been successful, had they used if else on the encryption to block the AI from tampering with an encrypted data?

Programmers self imagination:

Smart like R. Hendricks
Badass like Gilfoyle
Nothing like Dinesh

Dear recruiters,
if you are looking for

- Java,Python, PHP
- React,Angular
- PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB
- AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS
- *nix system administration
- Git and CI with TDD
- Docker, Kubernetes

That's not a Full Stack Developer
That’s an entire IT department

Yours truly #stolen

Real question:

If I save your data in the cloud and it's raining outside, will I lose my data? or Am I safe?

This facts are killing me

"During his own Google interview, Jeff Dean was asked the implications if P=NP were true. He said, "P = 0 or N = 1." Then, before the interviewer had even finished laughing, Jeff examined Google’s public certificate and wrote the private key on the whiteboard."

"Compilers don't warn Jeff Dean. Jeff Dean warns compilers."

"gcc -O4 emails your code to Jeff Dean for a rewrite."

"When Jeff Dean sends an ethernet frame there are no collisions because the competing frames retreat back up into the buffer memory on their source nic."

"When Jeff Dean has an ergonomic evaluation, it is for the protection of his keyboard."

"When Jeff Dean designs software, he first codes the binary and then writes the source as documentation."

"When Jeff has trouble sleeping, he Mapreduces sheep."

"When Jeff Dean listens to mp3s, he just cats them to /dev/dsp and does the decoding in his head."

"Google search went down for a few hours in 2002, and Jeff Dean started handling queries by hand. Search Quality doubled."

"One day Jeff Dean grabbed his Etch-a-Sketch instead of his laptop on his way out the door. On his way back home to get his real laptop, he programmed the Etch-a-Sketch to play Tetris."

"Jeff Dean once shifted a bit so hard, it ended up on another computer. "

I designed this when i was 3rd grader, I want royalties and other benefits from TESLA

true story!

reloading Devrant just to see the advertisements

- woke up at 2:00 AM to read,
- read how sleep makes you healthy, active, smart
- went back to sleep,
- wake up in the morning and felt freaking awesome,

~best decision of my life

Can anyone tell me how I can integrate Mongo DB with golang?

I found go-bongo, but it's not well documented.

I wrote almost all the java code in Main.java
why did I do that?
WHY DID I DO THAT?

GoLang is my fav programming language now

I have searched the universe of how go lang developers modularize their api server.... I couldn't find any.. Except for this git repo https://github.com/velopert/...
So, what kind of architecture or pattern do you use? Oh, and I am more interested in MVC

fUcK zsh!

Yeah, I use nano.
roast me.

New device: "iPhone air"

There is nothing other than air. Yeah, you just assume that there is an iPhone. Or you don't, it's completely up to you.

we are ~Apple~

Jack ma: "It's the heart where the wisdom comes from"

Elon Musk:

sudo rm /usr/bin/sudo

I used the stones to destroy the stones

just remember, you can cover your "bad" features by introducing one worst feature

Python + Javascript = Swift

I was trying to build this AWESOME react native application.
1. install npm and react native [3 min]
- oh wait install yarn [about 10 min]
- how about expo 1 min
- and install expo on my phone [ 1min]
2. create a react native app
umm install pod [10 min]
run npm ... figure failures and stuff [20 min]

it's been almost 1 hour now and I forgot what I was building.

Airpods: I'm the favorite child
Beats: no, me
Airpods: NO, YOU'RE ADOPTED

Top 5 richest people.
1.People that own Powerbeats pro
2.People that own AirPods
3.Jeff Bozo
4.Bill Gates
5.Warren Buffet

iPhone X : now I am only 999$ iMac pro : hold my stand 😀

Phew,
now I have a MacBook Pro, an iPad Pro and an iPhone. I achieved my dream.

Apple: MAC PRO WITH DISPLAY AND STAND.

this is so my life

Isn't he the best?