ibm think starts in 3 minutes, it’s buffering....

I see IBM is promoting their cloud a lot now.

Fuck IBM. Their cloud is a worthless shitshow.

@RocketSurgeon
I was eating that shitpile of worm infested dogfood for 9 fucking months.

They're at least 4 years behind every other cloud, 4x as expensive and have shit for docs and support. I pity every human at Redhat.

@SortOfTested *giggles like a 11year old* what happens when ibm clouds rain? It pours shit hihi 😄

They’re accelerating 😂

For example they launched linuxone cloud cobol services 😂

They still have big pile of money to spend after they acquired red hat.

It is so useless that I hear of it in a proper conversation today for the first time. 😂 Does this world really needs IBM cloud!?

@molaram Is that true? The company I work for are pushing a lot of "cloud specialists" that goes around and touts the decreased costs to potential clients.

They’re launching ibm watson artificial intelligence devops.

It’s serious now.

he added 5g, blockchain and quantum to the party 🎉

I have a great laugh watching it.

@rutee07 Transformation acceleration during covid19 with artificial intelligence devops multicloud operations will increase revenues and lower delivery costs and after covid19 5g and quantum operations with satellite cloud platform will lower post covid19 transformation so I hope you’re already prepared and buying all of this package.

It’s serious open source effort.

@rutee07 they’re still talking, you can watch, now it’s about agile cause everything needs to be agile now. I had enough after 1 hour.

https://www.ibm.com/events/think/

@vane omg just tuned in for 30 seconds and already...

@vane
IBM couldn't be agile with a Saturn 5 crammed up their ass.

@SortOfTested They use agile to transform covid19 into quantum space where their artificial intelligence watson will transform into sherlock of post virus era.

I think I can submit my speech for 2021 edition. I feel prepared.

@vane
Thanks Vane, exciting stuff!

They're really shifting paradigms with the quantum-oriented growth scheme inherent in the new consumer-focused integration components, powered by IBM Watson. With the release of this new set of tools, the vertical scale of our users' IBM hybrid cloud resources will be effectively limitless, and enable some of the most compelling disruption in the agile-extremist space to date for IBM System Z container oriented workflows.

#bingo

@SortOfTested exactly

@M1sf3t
Watson the AI is showing its age.

Watson the product is IBM slapping the word on everything they can in a frenzied marketing play. It's literally nothing but a hodgepodge of shit they bought elsewhere and are squeezing the last ounce of profit out of, or open source offerings they've poorly configured and are using to sell consulting offerings. They don't even have uniform tokens across half of it, plenty of it still requires you to blast username and pass with every request.