I have a confession: I produced a shit ton of wacky code...

The business guy in my team is super fucking bitchy about deploying to prod, while my codebase is a total mess. I could refactor it to use a much cleaner module, but I had to do it because we're running out of time. I spent half a day trying to refactor while failing miserably.

//FIXME: I will come back... or not.