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just say some absurd time estimate and double it. From there you can trade it downwards.
It'll take three years. No way! you get a year! That will never happen! 2.5 years! out of the question 1.5 years and not a day more! ... 3 months later: Hey pm, I'm finished what now? -
C0D4669025yThere's a fine art to this science.
Pick a number... don't say it yet.
Multiply by Pi and round off to closest full day.
Now say the number.
Never again will you have estimate issues. -
iamai20045yThere's no such thing as accurate estimate. Best estimate perhaps but for the estimate to be accurate you may have to open a third eye to look into the future.
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Nice example of an oxymoron which everybody should understand. Except for managers, I guess.
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Welcome to software dev. where your job is to spend all day wondering why your manager gets paid!
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just fart and start timer when your fart is finished stop timer.
time:Float = timerNumber
while(time < 1)
time*=10
if(time > 2)
time = 2
now multiply time by your birthday(just day number)
and end
its work believe me.
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