I just had a Rumpsteak.
Tasted like dry, raw meat with some sawdust on it.
Hell if I printed out my code and ate the paper it'd been better than that.

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    @rutee07 My work here is done. Also, @OP, were you the one cooking it?
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    Rub some lubes all over it? I hate it when my raw meat is dry so I spit on it first. Not sure why people stare at me when I start moaning, "Oh yeah, you like that? Want my sloppy mouth all over your meaty steak?"

    People are weird.
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    @Jilano No, I pride myself on making better steaks.
    I genuinely do.
    Was out in a restaurant.
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    @Ranchu rant sounds depressing... Poor cow. :(
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