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beofett
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We want a web site.

We're going to want lots of interactive content, which we'll define later.

You need to develop the whole thing in 2 weeks.

We'll give you all the details after you tell us exactly how much it will cost.

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    Means they want to pay 50 quid, and have changes free forever
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    ... and please build the whole thing on top of our 1980ies infrastructure, using no frameworks, make it load instantly across all browsers and do a flip while doing so.
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    For the first seconds I believed you really wanted a siteπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ and I was like not again, and don't search over here.
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    Easy peasy...

    The site will cost you $10 for every character I type on my keyboard.

    WHY? Because someone that asks such a dumb question is clearly an asshole. If you're an asshole, then I'm certain you will ask me to change everything multiple times. By me charging you by the character guarantees me that you will ask for the bare minimum!
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    A waitress asked restaurant customers once, one at a time, if he/she would eat dessert. If yes, then the customer would get a spoon. The menu? No, she would bring that after.
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    That's not how this works

    That's not how any of this works
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