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uyouthe
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I just impulsively bought space black Apple link bracelet for $450

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  • 2
    So what does it do?
  • 8
    does it hurt?
  • 7
    Since when apple is making bdsm gadgets ?
  • 1
    @Oktokolo
    It's an apple watch band
  • 7
    @vane
    They specialize on gadgets for masochists since years now.
    Never tried one of their products, but their most-famous "laptop" featured a keyboard without an Esc key - they seem to be suble but really know what hurts...
  • 0
    @SortOfTested
    A watch band for 450 bucks?
    So what gadgets did they manage to put into a watch band?
  • 3
    @Oktokolo
    Nano-level apple logos, micro-etched bezel trim, organic-dna memory sensing it's just a watchband priced by apple.
  • 0
    @SortOfTested
    Oh, almost forgot that they are serving the money slave fetish too.
  • 0
    @Oktokolo
    Jewelry is jewelry
  • 0
    @Oktokolo I think they’re making keyboard with physical esc key again.
    I really liked layout with shift ~ z x c ... on their keyboard so going to home directory is finger friendly on terminal. Also magsafe ( it saved my computer from falling many times ).
  • 3
    the average yearly per capita income in nepal is around $700
  • 0
    @vane
    Yes, the magnetic connectors are a pretty good idea. But there are rumors that they where too painless to use - so Apple stopped selling them.

    Wonder, whether the gate keeper patents covering magnetic connectors are expired already...
  • 0
    Congrats for joining Apple's herd of cash cows!
  • 0
    @Oktokolo
    Look on the bright side, the 100w output limit on usb-c will guarantee the broader ARM adoption across the industry.
  • 1
    @SortOfTested
    Or they just go for AMD. ;)
  • 0
    @Oktokolo
    That ends up taking more power though, so, probably not.
  • 1
    @SortOfTested
    They have low-power SOCs too.
  • 0
    @Oktokolo
    If you ignore absence of repairability, cramming one in a laptop that competes with current laptop chips won't have any power savings. It will come with extra heat issues though due to package size.
  • 2
    I'd like to end the [args] here. Shall we?
  • 1
    @akshar I agree. It’s just finely crafted futuristic piece of jewelry. If it’s apple they’re like bruh waste of money cashcow etc but if it isn’t they’re fine
  • 1
    Why does it cost more than a watch with this type of bracelet...
  • 0
    @kamen because its apple and aliens are gonna find it buried and intact on his bones after 300 years when his corpse has long rotten away. He can engrave a message on the back for them.
  • 1
    @molaram I started thinking about this alien shit and they might get confused on why dogs have bracelets on necks and humans have bracelets on hands.
  • 1
    @vane a very valid remark dear sir!
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