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NoMad
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A web developer has started working on my windows.

How should I communicate with it that I don't want a website outside my windows? Will this be considered a covid layoff if I just throw it off the said window? 🤔

P. S. I'm talking about a spider, icymi.

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  • 10
    You may furlough the spider, keeping it on 80% pay and telling it to halt building the website until further notice. If it then carries on regardless, you can report it for insubordination and fire it... at your neighbour's window.
  • 4
    @AlmondSauce 😂😂🤣🤣
  • 8
    @NoMad Sounds like a freelancer. I would only be concerned if it started using WP and lots of plugins.
  • 8
    Tell it due to the production of the webs has been outsourced to india, it has been relocated to india.

    Capture it with a glass bottle and then post it to india.
  • 2
    😂😂😂
  • 3
    @M1sf3t that's some grade-a patchwork.
  • 4
    @M1sf3t stuff for nightmares, you've got going on there!
  • 2
    @M1sf3t kill it with fire
  • 1
    My web dev is not in his office today 😱😱😱 I hope he didn't invite himself in.
  • 2
    @NoMad Web devs have a habit of doing that. I found one working at my desk once, completely uninvited, making a right mess of the place.

    Given he was a web dev, I decided a flask was the tool of choice, so forcibly moved said flask to relocate him outside.

    In this case, the web dev was a human however, and he didn't take too kindly to being chased outside with a flask.
  • 1
    @AlmondSauce I didn't do anything to it. Unless the rain last night did. 😕
  • 1
    Just a bit of info about jumping spiders. They can see a mouse moving on a screen. I had a jumper crawling on my screen one time. I moved the mouse near it and it reacted to the cursor. Then I moved it in really fast and it jumped right off the scree. Made me think one could lay a flatscreen flat on the ground and study the behavior of spiders that can see the cursor.
  • 2
    Update: the said webdev and I got into a fight yesterday. I assumed that I killed it. But boy I was wrong. This morning, he's sitting in the center of a freshly developed web.

    I think we have to coexist at this point. 😐
  • 1
    @NoMad You: kills the web developer.
    "NoMad starts to dissappears from existing"
  • 1
    @Frederick thread.kill() is not working for this one.
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