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heavenZ52
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Has anybody picked up girls using Javascript ? Let me know how if you did. Even otherwise you can comment some ideas

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  • 2
    That seems impossible, try Swift or C# :)
  • 0
    I tried to pick up Ruby, but crashed and burned
  • 9
    Try not being ba dork that takes his job and makes it a personality trait? That's a cool place to start lol
  • 12
    Cringe alert incoming! 3... 2... 1...
  • 8
    @Stuxnet "Hey girrrrllll! What's the difference between a semicolon joke and JavaScript? There's none! Hahahaha hahaha both are overused! #lmaosofunnyplssendnudes"
  • 1
    Probably easier to just have compatible goals and be interested in being a dedicated support system.
  • 0
    @SortOfTested can you expand on that please ?
  • 0
    @Dreamr damn ! i was thinking coffeescript
  • 3
    How about not mixing programming with social interactions that have nothing to do with it? I don't mean to be mean, but dude, you're basically asking to get rejected for "too much nerdiness".

    Btw pickup lines requires the other person to understand what you're saying, if they don't know programming people will just think you're weird. Also, of you're talking to a girl that's into coding, I just find it a bit cringy to flirt with programming stuff.
  • 2
    I mean like you get into her panties but {} + [] is 0 and now everything is on fire. It happens to me every Tuesday
  • 0
    //idea
    like this?
  • 0
    Try opening with hey our drinks are triple equal. If she gets then she is JS girl, go ahead show her ur skill or move on
  • 9
    Girls like successful, capable guys, not guys whose proudest achievement is a some pick-up line. Stop wasting your time on low-effort cringe and make something constructive and useful.
  • 2
    @Root Like... A Wix website...?
    (Asking for a friend)

    Edit: I lied, it's actually for @Stuxnet and he's more like a "special" brother (he likes sports)

    Edit 2: He's been having a hard time since his RGB fidget spinner got stolen.
  • 2
    @Root What also helps is being somewhat attractive oneself instead of already failing to do a measly five push-ups.
  • 1
    @Fast-Nop If one sucks at push-ups, would squats count? Asking for someone else.
  • 1
    @rutee07 No. That would lead to big legs and small arms. While a t-rex is impressive, a mini t-rex at human size isn't.
  • 2
    @Fast-Nop Oh yeah, they can't pull your hair from behind. Makes sense.
  • 1
    @rutee07 And also, being strong at squats but not at push-ups is because the legs are trained at lifting while the arms/chest aren't. The most common reason for that is because the legs have to support a fat belly and ass 24/7.
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