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    And this fucker starts updating
  • 5
    *holds power button*
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    @uyouthe Fellow windows user detected.
  • 1
    Oh, no, what's that, an extra 30 seconds?
  • 4
    @Floydimus everyday I wake up in bad mood I remember that at least I use Mac and not windows for like two years already and it makes me feel better
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    Also, it's handy to have a shortcut that does this or to use access keys (Win+X -> U -> U) - this way at one point it becomes muscle memory and you stop even thinking about it. I have for example Win+Esc mapped to trigger Sleep - difficult to hit accidentally, easy to hit when I actually want to.
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    I just let it sleep by closing the lid
  • 1
    @uyouthe and then you have your first sip of coffee and step back into reality..
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    @Floydimus oops there goes gravity.
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    @kwilliams Gravity is bullshit. The government is lying to us.
  • 2
    @Floydimus gravity is a government conspiracy to stop us looking too closely at the birds (which are obviously 5G coronavirus relay beacons).
  • 3
    @kwilliams birds are not real.

    Government is changing their batteries while we are locked down.
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