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Stuxnet
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Recipe websites are absolute aids. Either a cancer inducing amount of ads or a twelve page essay for an unnecessary and unwanted backstory. And sometimes you even get both.

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    Adblocker.... use a god damn ducking adblocker... *slaps @stuxnet with a keybaord*
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    @F1973 I'm looking for some healthier breakfast options. As much as I love a good ole bacon and egg, it isn't good for me lol

    @Jilano I've had thoughts about making a recipe site that removes said bullshit. That seems a lil easier than learning an entire new language considering I suck at my own language lmao
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    @Stuxnet @F1973 no no, I slap him
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    @F1973 I chowed down a bowl of these bad bois

    https://amazon.com.au/Sanitarium-He...
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    @Jilano finna cook a few scrambled eggs, two pieces of toast and a smoothie.

    That sweet bread only comes out on occasion and it's usually just a piece lol
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    @Jilano ......it is? Oof

    I had like 6 pancakes, 5 (small) pieces sausage and like 3 scrambled eggs the other day.

    I will say I didn't eat again for like 10 hours after that lol I rarely eat breakfast, but when I do it's usually big 😂
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    @Stuxnet mmm smoothie. I miss smoothies.

    @F1973 0 sugar? I doubt I could do that.
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    @Jilano bone apple teeth
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    @Stuxnet I'm surprised that toast doesn't have a picture burned Into it, totally not what I was expecting from you.
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    @F1973 No sugar for me either. I don’t miss it.
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    Skipping breakfast ftw!!!
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    @NoMad 90% of the time, yea. But I stayed awake all night so I had to do something to get me going
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    @Stuxnet I was being sarcastic 😛
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    @NoMad I wasn't lmao most of the time I have about 10 minutes max to get dressed and be at the bus stop or I'll be late to class.
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    @Stuxnet well, here's what you should do: wrap yourself a sandwich at night before bed and leave it in the fridge. Next morning, just grab that on the go.

    Your life will improve, believe me!
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    @NoMad normal year: definitely a good idea.

    I'll be back at my apartment within like 90 mins since I have 1 class in the mornings (and only twice a week).

    I'll be able to cook breakfast more frequently. And on the days I have class, I'll just eat an apple or something walking to class.
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    Built a Recipe PWA for my final project at uni so this is especially funny/true for me.
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