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Stuxnet
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Recipe websites are absolute aids. Either a cancer inducing amount of ads or a twelve page essay for an unnecessary and unwanted backstory. And sometimes you even get both.

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  • 1
    Hahahahahah what are you looking for?

    Try GIF recipes.
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    Use all that hate to learn another language (e.g. French) then enjoy the French, Swiss, Belgian, etc. websites
    (Maybe even Italian/Spanish ones)

    No more shitty story.
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    Adblocker.... use a god damn ducking adblocker... *slaps @stuxnet with a keybaord*
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    @F1973 I'm looking for some healthier breakfast options. As much as I love a good ole bacon and egg, it isn't good for me lol

    @Jilano I've had thoughts about making a recipe site that removes said bullshit. That seems a lil easier than learning an entire new language considering I suck at my own language lmao
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    @C0D4 You don't slap with a keyboard. You hit the shit out of @stuxnet with that god damn keyboard.
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    @Stuxnet @F1973 no no, I slap him
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    @C0D4 This is a good face reveal.
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    @Stuxnet Today I started new breakfast which is suppose to be healthy.

    Called Oats.

    https://amazon.in/Saffola-Masala-Oa...
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    @F1973 I chowed down a bowl of these bad bois

    https://amazon.com.au/Sanitarium-He...
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    @C0D4 Doesn't look too bad!

    @Stuxnet That depends! As for your initial issue, eat some real bread (not that fake arse sweet shit), fruits, maybe a yoghurt, etc.
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    @Jilano finna cook a few scrambled eggs, two pieces of toast and a smoothie.

    That sweet bread only comes out on occasion and it's usually just a piece lol
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    @C0D4 I cannot eat sweet, especially raw milk (not because I am lactose intolerant but in general anything sweet gets my brain fuzzy
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    @Stuxnet That's a lot of food :o
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    @Jilano ......it is? Oof

    I had like 6 pancakes, 5 (small) pieces sausage and like 3 scrambled eggs the other day.

    I will say I didn't eat again for like 10 hours after that lol I rarely eat breakfast, but when I do it's usually big 😂
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    @Stuxnet mmm smoothie. I miss smoothies.

    @F1973 0 sugar? I doubt I could do that.
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    @C0D4 Yes and on that note, I am cutting sugar out of my life altogether.

    I'll miss her :'(
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    @Jilano bone apple teeth
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    @Stuxnet Is that bread Queer?
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    @Stuxnet I'm surprised that toast doesn't have a picture burned Into it, totally not what I was expecting from you.
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    @Stuxnet Ha! Bon appetit à toi aussi, Stuxy!

    @C0D4 I'm pretty sure there's a picture of "Jeebus" on the other side
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    @F1973 No sugar for me either. I don’t miss it.
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    Skipping breakfast ftw!!!
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    @NoMad 90% of the time, yea. But I stayed awake all night so I had to do something to get me going
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    @Stuxnet I was being sarcastic 😛
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    @NoMad I wasn't lmao most of the time I have about 10 minutes max to get dressed and be at the bus stop or I'll be late to class.
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    @Stuxnet well, here's what you should do: wrap yourself a sandwich at night before bed and leave it in the fridge. Next morning, just grab that on the go.

    Your life will improve, believe me!
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    @NoMad normal year: definitely a good idea.

    I'll be back at my apartment within like 90 mins since I have 1 class in the mornings (and only twice a week).

    I'll be able to cook breakfast more frequently. And on the days I have class, I'll just eat an apple or something walking to class.
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    @Stuxnet What @NoMad meant to say was: "Wrap yourself IN a sandwich." That way you can also just chill in the fridge so no need for A/C nor clothes.

    It's a win-win
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    Built a Recipe PWA for my final project at uni so this is especially funny/true for me.
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