Some advice:
- Be careful with the snack;
- Be moderated with your daily dose of caffeine
- And please, please comment your code even you will not know what were you thinking about when you wrote that 500 line method

As an additional advice: do not write any 500 lines methods! 50 should be a great great maximum :)

there ain't nothing like excess of caffeine... (jk, this is a good advice)

500 line method? Never heard of SRP? You really are joking, right??

@CodeMasterAlex Thy understanding of the One's rant is far behind of one's demonstration. If Thy questions the significance of One's rant is because Thy didn't took the time to really comprehend the rant's meaning. Though One believes that Thy will be able to reach that compression with time and experience.