Oh right it's my birthday. Or at least it was a minute ago. Because obviously everyone cares.

I care so much, Happy birthday.

🍺🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🍺🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🌭🍔🍟🌮🍷🥃🥃🥃🥃🍺🥃🍹🍹🍹🍾🧉🧉🧉🧉🧉🥃🥃🥃😵

bet you can't do it again

I dont care, but heres the attention that you ordered.

Happy birthday! 😊

HAPPY GEBURTSTAG SCRIPTPERSON

@C0D4 Only a glass of Port and a little bit of cheese I'm afraid

@Parzi try me

@Ranchonyx Assuming GEBURTSTAG means birthday and nothing else, thank you :)

@ScriptCoded yes it does, hope you're having a great day

@ScriptCoded I've learnt to come prepared for when @Root steals the bottle.

Happy birthday! 🥳
Now go get a bottle of [insert preferred booze] and drink until you forget it’s 2020.

My sincere condolences.

But don't forget, that birthdays are not only there to remind us about our mortality.
We also should always be conscious about the state of our society and planetary environment. Both are inherited by our descendants while we are still alive.

Current state of the global terraform project:
Our children will likely be forced to fight in a global war about arable land.

@Oktokolo Hello there Mr. Sunshine

@Root
Let the sun shine in your heart - but don't forget that the ozone hole is still a thing...

Oh it's your birthday? ok.

@Oktokolo If I had my way, there would be no ozone layer. Humans do not deserve the blessings of the sky.

I don’t care fuck you, happy birthday hope you had a fun day

@Root
So true. I knew it was all facade - you are a realist after all...

@Oktokolo What façade?

Happy birthday 🎉🎈🎂 sorry for the late wishes and hope you liked my gift 🤗🤗🤗

@Hardy Haha thank you! Very much appreciated 😊 *bows*

Congratulations, you are 1 year closer to death