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Oh right it's my birthday. Or at least it was a minute ago. Because obviously everyone cares.

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  • 5
    Happy bday then!

    #wecare
  • 4
    I care so much, Happy birthday.
  • 4
    ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿน๐Ÿน๐Ÿน๐Ÿพ๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ˜ต
  • 1
    bet you can't do it again
  • 4
    Congratulations on going around the sun one more time and surviving yet another year.
  • 2
    I dont care, but heres the attention that you ordered.
  • 4
    Happy birthday! ๐Ÿ˜Š
  • 4
    HAPPY GEBURTSTAG SCRIPTPERSON
  • 5
    @C0D4 Only a glass of Port and a little bit of cheese I'm afraid

    @Parzi try me

    @Ranchonyx Assuming GEBURTSTAG means birthday and nothing else, thank you :)
  • 2
    @ScriptCoded yes it does, hope you're having a great day
  • 2
    @ScriptCoded I've learnt to come prepared for when @Root steals the bottle.
  • 1
    Happy birthday! ๐Ÿฅณ
    Now go get a bottle of [insert preferred booze] and drink until you forget it’s 2020.
  • 1
    My sincere condolences.

    But don't forget, that birthdays are not only there to remind us about our mortality.
    We also should always be conscious about the state of our society and planetary environment. Both are inherited by our descendants while we are still alive.

    Current state of the global terraform project:
    Our children will likely be forced to fight in a global war about arable land.
  • 4
    @Oktokolo Hello there Mr. Sunshine
  • 1
    @Root
    Let the sun shine in your heart - but don't forget that the ozone hole is still a thing...
  • 1
    Oh it's your birthday? ok.
  • 3
    @Oktokolo If I had my way, there would be no ozone layer. Humans do not deserve the blessings of the sky.
  • 1
    I don’t care fuck you, happy birthday hope you had a fun day
  • 0
    @Root
    So true. I knew it was all facade - you are a realist after all...
  • 0
    @Oktokolo What façade?
  • 1
    Happy birthday ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ‚ sorry for the late wishes and hope you liked my gift ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—
  • 0
    @Hardy Haha thank you! Very much appreciated ๐Ÿ˜Š *bows*
  • 0
    Congratulations, you are 1 year closer to death
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