Document your code, Don't give your variables silly names. Use git !!

/* LEAST LIKELY TO COMPILE SUCCESSFULLY: Ian Phillipps, Cambridge Consultants Ltd., Cambridge, England */ #include <stdio.h> main(t,_,a) char * a; { return! 0<t? t<3? main(-79,-13,a+ main(-87,1-_, main(-86, 0, a+1 ) +a)): 1, t<_? main(t+1, _, a ) :3, main ( -94, -27+t, a ) &&t == 2 ?_ <13 ? main ( 2, _+1, "%s %d %d\n" ) :9:16: t<0? t<-72? main( _, t, "@n'+,#'/*{}w+/w#cdnr/+,{}r/*de}+,/*{*+,/w{%+,/w#q#n+,/#{l,+,/n{n+,/+#n+,/#;\ #q#n+,/+k#;*+,/'r :'d*'3,}{w+K w'K:'+}e#';dq#'l q#'+d'K#!/+k#;\ q#'r}eKK#}w'r}eKK{nl]'/#;#q#n'){)#}w'){){nl]'/+#n';d}rw' i;# ){nl]!/n{n#'; \ r{#w'r nc{nl]'/#{l,+'K {rw' iK{;[{nl]'/w#q#\ \ n'wk nw' iwk{KK{nl]!/w{%'l##w#' i; :{nl]'/*{q#'ld;r'}{nlwb!/*de}'c ;;\ {nl'-{}rw]'/+,}##'*}#nc,',#nw]'/+kd'+e}+;\ #'rdq#w! nr'/ ') }+}{rl#'{n' ')# }'+}##(!!/") : t<-50? _==*a ? putchar(31[a]): main(-65,_,a+1) : main((*a == '/') + t, _, a + 1 ) : 0<t? main ( 2, 2 , "%s") :*a=='/'|| main(0, main(-61,*a, "!ek;dc i@bK'(q)-[w]*%n+r3#l,{}:\nuwloca-O;m .vpbks,fxntdCeghiry") ,a+1);}

It is a C program that when compiled and run will generate the 12 verses of The 12 Days of Christmas. It contains all the strings required for the poem in an encoded form within the code.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

Sorry

@spences10 ha-ha yeah there are some great obfuscated codes out there. The brainfuck language traumatized me