Management: let's be agile... we can all meet and discuss a project that will take more than likely 6 - 12 months but you guys can estimate and create a road map....
Engineer: I'm not sure you understand agile

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    That’s a very agile leap off a waterfall.
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    Jebus, I loathe estimating.
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    It's getting better.... Straight out of the face-palm manual.

    Them : we want to pinch development to end of Jan (3 months) so we double the team size..

    Me: it never works that way
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