I'm a victim, please join me to celebrate.

Whaaaaaat?!?
How did he do thaaaaat?!?

Bottom right is the code that ends in production.

@Benutzername Opened the rant to post something similar; I feel this is what I've ended up with after falling down some pointless rabbit hole trying to do A to solve X while ignoring everyone trying to convince me that "nobody does A".

Sometimes, if your rice too wet, you already fucked up.

Drupal documentation ... Where is it ?